Just finished my supper and my girlfriend just told me a very mundane topic. Its about her friend who was over from a relationship for months. If you have to know more details, then let's just say that she is a very well-off person. She currently have a very very stable job in this country. I mean... industries may crash and burn...but the state will continue to exist. Yes..she is a government employee. But not just a government employee..she is a member of the Presidential Management Staff...yes..yes.. i know.. they are the Lap Dogs of every Demon who runs this kleptocracy.
Anyways..as it is pretty obvious..she has a very good career perhaps too well and high and mighty that only a UP person will catch. Yes she is also from UP... did I mention she also looks good? Well..im a guy so even though I have a girlfriend I can still appreciate those with looks and otherwise. So..what do we have here? Good Career + Good Looks + U.P. (the quintessential god school in this country) = An almost perfect person. OF course it would not be interesting if everything is peachy right??
It turns out she has a problem...well as mentioned she just broke up with a guy. And for every piece of sand in this world put together will not equate to the 'loneliness', 'sandness', 'burden' felt by every girl who has this kind of problem. A girl's eternal quest for the right guy...wow... a very big problem indeed....
To make it more interesting she recently met someone..according to my girlfriend she met this guy at a conference on Baler. She said the guy was already a good catch (wow.... so there is such a thing as bad catch huh?? hmm..points to ponder yet again for ordinary blokes like us..). The guy was a LaSalle Graduate, has a successful career, chinito, maputi, kalbo, most likely with piercings on the left ear, and a with a nice body (another wow...so i can now officially categorize myself as a bad catch..nice..a very good point to ponder before I got to sleep...its not going to surprise me if i wake up tomorrow from a nightmare..).
So as you can see here..it seems that everything is nice.....just peachy.. a nice girl that has a nice guy..so what the hell is the problem? Correct...there is no problem.. sorry for just wasting your time.
As society dictates it...a typical perfect girl is for only a typical perfect guy.. nothing more nothing less..another good fact there is such a thing as 'bad catch' so if your not from LaSalle, or U.P, or Ateneo who has an athletic body, who is not a chinito, who is not white skinned, who is not rich, who is not charming, who does not have a very good career, who doesn't have a car, who does not know how to play basketball, who is not a rocker, who does not know hot to play a wooden guitar, who does not earn perhaps 50K a month, who does not have a well-known parents will probably be a 'bad catch'. According to the criteria above..almost all of us blokes will belong in that category..sure sure..a blind fool will say 'Hey! Im not a bad catch I play a guitar! Yeah!' well... cause your a well known rock star.... "I belong to a varsity im cool!"...you display your masculine prowess to the female population of course your cool..."Im a dumb, jobless shmuck and i have a beautiful, rich and smart girlfriend"...that's because your girlfriend is a weak, stupid pathetic excuse for a human being..of course you can have her.
...as you can see folks..perfect = perfect..know your place and be contented. you'll never know when your last scrap of happiness will be taken away from you...
life is a bitch..amen to that..
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